The warrior's guide to survival

I'll show you mine, if you show me yours. Luckily, I'd just done a nice shopping trip so what we have here in my modest little fridge are: in the door: very lazy chillies (quite possibly out of date), reggae reggae ketchup (wonderful stuff), semi skimmed milk for me and whole milk for Cub, lemon curd, salad cream, peri peri marinade, cheese, garlic and something else that i cant quite remember but am not going all the way downstairs again to investigate! in the fridge: more whole milk, 3 packs of go gouda cheese (it was reduced!), a lettuce, a cabbage, some carrots, a broccoli, some potatoes, a leek, some onions, half a red pepper, some kiddies yoghurts, some strawberries, a portion of salmon, some silverskin pickled onions, a bottle of cava that has lived there for many months as i cant drink a whole bottle alone and daren't anyway while i'm sole carer of my precious prince, some sweet potatoes, some himalayan garlic sauce, some mozarella and some mayonnaise....

As i've been tagged in two of these now, i thought i'd jump on the bandwagon and share of few little titbits, to kick off my new year blogging, which as you may have noticed is somewhat lacking thus far. 1. I have 3 nipples. one of which, thankfully, is non-functional - i was always dreading the production of milk from this little thing on my chest but it didn't happen. phew! 2. i used to be an animal rights activist but over the years have become disillusioned with political protest, particularly after the government didn't listen to the millions of us that turned up in london to protest against the iraq war. this is not to say i will never protest again, but it saddens me that the politicians don't listen. 3. i have a post-graduate diploma in computing, in other words i did a masters course but didn't hand in my dissertation. i was having trouble with my live-in crack/coke head alcoholic boyfriend at the time so i jacked it all in and went to aust...