To the Perpetrator, challenging lies
Oh dear oh dear, well, I've finally found out exactly what you've been telling everyone and it is quite ludicrous, not to mention highly exaggerated, what shred of truth it actually contains. Here's one that you told my mother too: "she's been a crackhead for twenty years"...think about this carefully - is this the same twenty years when I somehow managed to get a degree, AND a Masters? in Computing? (well, lets not lie I didn't do the dissertation, I got PGDip, but nonetheless still managed to pass two years worth of hard study). Is this the same twenty years within which time I travelled the world, studied kung fu, boxing, kick boxing and escrima? I was a stripper when we met and you helped me turn my life around. Oh, how I lol'd at this one. Yes, I was a stripper, I'm not ashamed of that. YOU should be ashamed that you were a punter, well, I say punter, you and your mates weren't punters you were tourists, you came in for a drink an